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:     17, 2008 2:18 pm



If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

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If you don't, you are not a man

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If you praise her, she thinks you are lying




If you don't, you are good for nothing




If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp




If you don't, you are not understanding




If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring




If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing




If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy




If you don't, you are a dull boy




If you are jealous, she says it's bad




If you don't, she thinks you do not love her




If you are a minutelate, she complains it's hard to wait

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If you visit anotherman, you're not putting in "quality time"

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If you fail to help herin crossing the street,you lack ethics




If you do, she thinksit's just one of men's tactics for seduction




If you stare at anotherwoman, she accuses you of flirting

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If she is stared byother men, she says that they are just admiring

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If you talk, she wantsyou to listen




If you listen, she wantsyou to talk

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In short:




So simple, yet so complex




So weak, yet so powerful

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So confusing, yet so desirable




can't live with them..




can't live without them ...

    
 
          
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